![]() ![]() That goes beyond the plot and the humor, and envelops every aspect of this arcade title(I kid you not, stats like "x amount of kills in the last 60 seconds" will pop up on the screen). As you may already be able to tell, this is a dumb, loud, over-the-top action blockbuster in game form. And if he's gone rogue he will have to kill the man who taught him everything he knows. But before he can do that, he will have to find his former mentor, Tom Sheldon(a Texan who never saw a barbecue he didn't like), who the CIA have lost contact with. ![]() Rico Rodriguez(cynical and blasé) is sent to you're Team America-ing the crap out of Panau(think North Korea) to overthrow its leader "Baby" Panay(I think he's supposed to be Kim Jong-Il albeit for all the comedic propaganda in this, explaining why 'no, seriously, don't worry, everything is fine' when you destroy something important, they for some reason don't include myths like the ones he told his people about him), and don't worry, use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the dictator *has* been approved. ![]()
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